U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
My-my-my-my (U can't touch this) music hits me so hard
Makes me say,"oh my lord thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet"
It feels good
When you know you're sown
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat-uh!
U can't touch this
I told you homeboy
U can't touch this
Yeah, that's how we livin' and you know
U can't touch this
Look in my eyes,man
U can't touch this
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics
U can't touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in t
Hi Barbie!
Hi Ken!
You wanna go for a ride?
Sure, Ken!
Jump in!
Ha ha ha ha!
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky
You can touc
[Ken]
Wanna go for a ride?
[Barbie]
Sure Ken!
[Ken]
Well forget it!
[Barbie]
I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
Said I have it, I should bag it!
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair!
I'm a relation to Frankinstein's creation!
[Ken]
Your so ugly,
You disgust me!
[Barbie]
I'm a sad,
Homely girl,
All alone in the world
I'm as flat as board
Thin and lengthy
[Ken]
You're a doll
Get a troll
Were you hit by a train?
Don't come near me
'Cause your breath is stanky!
[Barbie]
Don't get touched!
I'm afraid!
'Cause guys say,
I'm an eye sore!
I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
Said I have it, I should bag it!
Hi-Ya Garrets!!
Hi Raul!!
You Wanna Go For a Ride?
On What?
ON THIS!!
Barbies Such a Bitch
She Is Just A Witch
I Really Hate Her
Why Does Ken Date Her?
Ken Is Such Man
I Do All I Can
Just To Do Him (Yes)
We Just Wanna Screw Him
(Shes Such A Bitch I Wanna Scratch Her Eyes Out)
I have Dreams About Ken
Being Inside My Den
And We Hold And We Kiss
Like Were Sweethearts
But That Barbies A Slut
With Her Cute Little Butt
And I Guess Ken Likes Boobs
Made of Fake Parts
And I Cry Everyday
Cause Straight Up
That Bitch Is In My Way!
...OoOo...
Barbie Is A Bitch
She Is Just A Witch
I Really Hate Her
Why Does Ken Date Her?
Ken
Current Residence: Hell deviantWEAR sizing preference: nada Print preference: nada Favourite genre of music: Alternative Punk Favourite photographer: nada Favourite style of art: Illousions Operating System: Mac MP3 player of choice: Ipod Nano Shell of choice: nada Wallpaper of choice: nada Skin of choice: nada Favourite cartoon character: Stewie Grifin Personal Quote: Sanity is overrated anyway...
YAY!!!!!!!!!!
Schools Out By Alice Cooper:
Well we got no choice
All the girls and boys
Makin all that noise
'Cause they found new toys
Well we can't salute ya
Can't find a flag
If that don't suit ya
That's a drag
School's out for summer
School's out forever
School's been blown to pieces
No more pencils
No more books
No more teacher's dirty looks
Well we got no class
And we got no principles
And we got no innocence
We can't even think of a word that rhymes
School's out for summer
School's out forever
School's been blown to pieces
No more pencils
No more books
No more teacher's dirty looks
Out for summer
Out till fal
It's almost summer vacation and I'm so happy!!
Man.
I just relized how long its been since I made a journal entry!
Well I'm gonna start trying to make one every day/week/month.
See ya friends!!
You've been hugged! Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their profile!)
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